Okay, so we've got this big white envelope sitting on our kitchen table right now, with the words Welcome to Western in big blue letters on the bottom of it.
It's not addressed to me.
Any parents out there who hold these envelopes up to the window, scrutinize them under the bright stove light, just to catch a phrase or word to let them know what's written inside? Do I open it, and then say, whoops! I opened this by accident? No. I wait. . .